hikari-the-human:

my avocado don’t

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

nintendoki:

"i dont need feminism because—" great. wonderful. amazing. i literally do not care

expensiveface:

"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual 

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what